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I put one finger into her delicate hole, and with my tongue began to furiously lick her pleasure button. She moaned in pleasure. I put another finger in and began to rhythmically pump fingers into her body. Then, just as my tongue was going to dive into her sensuous crevice, I smelled something mouth watering. I stopped to catch the ribbons of the scent.

"Don't stop," she commanded.

I realized what I was smelling. It was the sweetest, most succulent of all substances, menstrual blood. I couldn't help myself and so I stuck my tongue deeper into her center, trying to suck the blood out. It oozed, a mixture of blood and juices. I got frustrated at it's slow trickle, and before I knew it, I had bitten off her labia minoras. She screamed in pain, trying to push me off, but it was of no use. I was too strong.

"Your..your…eating me!" she shouted in betweens cries of anguish.

"That's what you wanted," I woefully reminded her as I bit down on her engorged pleasure button.

After I had my fill, I realized that Bella had passed out, from the pain or the blood, I truly couldn't tell the difference.

"OH SWEET MERLIN'S CELLPHONE, WHAT HAVE I DONE?"

Bella's vagina was destroyed, her uterus was centimeters away from falling out.

"Oh my my sweet sweet refuse heap," I cried as I shoved her organs haphazardly back into her body.

"Your vagina will never be normal, I've destroyed your sweet succulent pleasure button."
"Edwaaaaaaard," she let out in a low moan.
Peasure Button
Peasure Button

"Oh Bella!" I yelled in happiness. I pressed my ear against her chest to hear her heart flutter, "Your alive."

"Edwwwaaard, I can't feel anything from my waist down," she said sloppily.

"Bella forgive me, your dead blood and your vaginal juices got me carried away."

"I love you Edwaaaaarrd," she moaned, "pleeaasseee fuuuuhhhiiixxxx meeeee."

"Oh yes Bella, I will reconstruct your vagina. Granted itit'll look like a botched trans gender surgery, but I swear, I'll make you as good as new."

"Caaaaaan't youuu jussst turrrrn meeee inttooooo a vaaaampirre?" she asked.

"Oh Bella, I see what tricks your trying to pull, I told you, I will not and cannot turn you into a vampire."

"But, I'll die otherrrwiiise," she said.

"Silence my juicy brisket," I said, punching her in the mouth to make sure she didn't say another word.

I ran into the kitchen and from the refrigerator grabbed a pack of raw bacon, then I looked in my room for duct tape. I reconstructed her vagina with the duct tape and a empty paper towel roll. Then I duct taped bacon on top if it to reconstruct her succulent coral red vaginal lips.

"Oh Bella," I said. "You smell better than ever." I sniffed her until I couldn't smell the raw bacon any longer.

Suddenly there was a loud crash, Jacob Black was in wolf form and in my room. "Get back you beast!" I yelled.

He did a nose dive for Bella's bacon lips and devoured my masterpiece.

"NOOOOOO!" I yelled in defeat. My cries of anguish filled the room, but were masked by Jacob's snarls and bites